Americans love fishing. Ok, here i am specific about American Government. Uncle Sam loves to fish in another’s pond mostly without permission. Unlike good fisherman, Uncle Sam muddies himself by entering the water and makes a complete mess. Like magician pulling out a rabbit from a hat, he can pull out any excuse to fish. He can even say that there exists a poisonous jelly (read: weapons of mass destruction) in the pond and enters it to save the other fishes. In that process, he would be killing more fishes in the pond chasing the imaginary jelly fish that he wants world to believe. Deep in the waters, he would get desperate to come out to banks and create another mess while swimming out.
Now you would be fairly aware of what am talking about. Bush made a big fishing mess and Obama is in a hurry to end the fishing expedition. So the peace chanting President of US of A who in a typical art of talking that comes easy for Politician’s across the world, mesmerized the globe and even swept the Noble prize starts to identify good fishes and bad fishes from the same fish fraternity. So he decides to pick the good Taliban and hopes they can continue fighting the bad Taliban as his proxy.
Sound’s easy eh?
But is there any good Taliban, Bad Taliban? Lets see about them.
Good Taliban: I will wait till US makes the exit and then resume my old habits.
Bad Taliban: I am same then, now and for ever.
Good Taliban: I will grow opium and buy weapons from “friendly” dealers.
Bad Talibam: I will grow opium and buy weapons from “non-friendly” dealers.
Good Taliban: I won’t indulge in public beheadings. (at least not publicly)
Bad Taliban: I will continue making “videos of terror” publicly.
Good Taliban: I will side with ISI as earlier.
Bad Taliban: ISI is split personality, I can bomb them as well as hug them. We have a weirdest, bizarre relationship that not even Pakistani ordinary citizens can understand.
Good Taliban: Oh, I will stop bombing in Pakistan.
Bad Taliban: I will bomb wherever I wish.
Good Taliban: Thanks for the US Dollars (Heeheee I will use them to buy weapons when you bid goodbye)
Bad Taliban: Dude, I have other source of Income.
Good Taliban: I am tired for a while… I need rest.
Bad Taliban: Bring ‘em on. Boost Bombs are the secret of my energy, our energy.
Good Taliban: *Gives a reformed look* (thinks) Can Hamid Karzai & Uncle Sam be so easily duped? *evil grin*
Bad Taliban: I am a bad actor.
Good Taliban: I am ready for a temporary makeover. Let me pose as “reformed-terrorist” even if you have proclaimed me a global terrorist.
Bad Taliban: No cosmetics please. It is against our ideology.
Good Taliban: Back to square one. Yay! We are going to start the fight again from fresh after some rest.
Bad Taliban: *Bomb* *Boom* (for them bombs are the spokesperson)
Ok, So is there any Good Taliban, Bad Taliban? Or is it just Uncle Sam saving remaining fishing nets and running away from the waters? Run.
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Wat an interesting insight to a confusing topic…;)
Thanks Anney
You have put across this complex subject in such a humorous way
great..loved it
@ LP
Thanks LP
I agree with Lazy Pineapple you have put across this complex subject in a very humorous …nice one LR…
Good to know that you guys appreciate my take on this subject
Uncle Sam is living up to the Nobel Prize: Why fight when you can talk it over?
And we start off with the Ice breakers: “Alright guys, Good ones on the right and the Bad ones on the left. Keep it going”.
Nice one LR
But the Problem is with the baggage of Nopel Peace Prize, Uncle Sam is now in a fix to get over the mess and in turn setting the clock to where it all started :evilgrin:
Loved the concept and hilarious presentation of this huge political issue
Keep up the good work buddy
Cheers!!
Thanks CB !
For some unknown reason I like Bad taliban…:P and i hate uncle sam…:D
U love baddies ? Be careful :X-P:
First, my mother used to laways tell me, America is one country that needs to poke its nose in everyone else’s affairs!
About the rest… whatta presentation and comparison! Kudos!
great post,
a wonderful way to share the thoughts
Damn! (rajan kick me to be regular from now on) This was really …. what do I say…?wickedly humorous. :evilgrin: i owe you an apology for hibernating, but am awake finally
hehe! Totally nailed it!
US is done with hiding behind masks…